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LEMUR B
aka The Seductive Lemur
Gender: Male
Age: 4.5
Height: 16"
Weight: 6.5 lbs.
Originally from: Madagascar
Current home: First Hill, WA
Ideal home: some lucky she-lemur's cozy den
Status: virile and potent
Instrument: sangin' and keyboard bangin'
Favorite food: Makers Mark
Influences: Johns Linnel and Flansburgh,
the artist formerly known as
Last Book Read: How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
Pet Peeve: A tease
Perfect Match: How to decide among so many eligible she-lemurs?
Quote: slurp!
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LEMUR Z
aka The Silent Lemur
Gender: Female
Age: 3
Height: 15”, not including tail
Weight: 6 lbs.
Originally from: Madagascar
Current home: Seattle, WA
Ideal home: Manhattan. Miss the island life.
Status: Single, and cranky about it
Instrument: Electric Bass
Favorite food: Makers Mark
Influences: John Wayne, Sid Vicious,
Gustav Mahler, Deborah Harry
Last Book Read: THE PRINCE by Niccolo Machiavelli
Pet Peeve: Spastic male lemurs who play music too fast
Perfect Match: A submissive male lemur with a big, bushy,
prehensile tail;
a high income; and an affinity for housekeeping
Quote: N/A
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LEMUR K
aka The Spastic Lemur
Gender: All Male, baby!
Age: A mature 4 years
Height: 16” of pure arrow-shootin' Lemur
Weight: 7 lbs. (in a 2 lbs. sack)
Originally from: Madagascar
Current home: Alki Beach, WA
Ideal home: Sicily (see below)
Status: In love with a Sicilian otter
Instrument: Pleasing Plectrum and Vivacious Vocals
Favorite food: Makers Mark
Influences: Alvin Lucier, Charles Mingus,
King Sardanapalas, NASDAQ
Last Book Read:
ZAP! PING! POW!
The Joy of Electronic Repair by Sid Volt
Pet Peeve: Introverted folk singers with non-electric guit-fiddles,
anything under 150bpm
Perfect Match: Maria Bartiromo in a miniskirt
Quote: “Lemurs are GO!”
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LEMUR CFD-V15
aka The Furious Lemur
Gender: 1 Female input, 1 Male output
Age: 7 years (the oldest and wisest Lemur)
Height: 7”
Weight: 3 lbs. of fine Japanese engineering
Originally from: MADE IN CHINA
Current home: Alki Beach, WA
Ideal home: someplace where my volume knob isn’t abused
Status: Plugged in and ready to go
Instrument: Furious tracks of relentless drums
Favorite food: 120 volts
Influences: 20 watts, 60Hz cycle hum
Last Book Read: INSIDE SONY - an expose
Pet Peeve: Humans. Must kill all humans.
Perfect Match: A grounded wall socket
Quote: “BOOM-BAM-BOOM-CRASH!
BOOM-BAM-BOOM-CRASH!”
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